Conan is hot.

My boyfried asked me, during a recent viewing of Conan the Barbarian, "Was Schwarzenegger good looking back then?"

Now, yall know I live in California, and am an educator...so reasonably, you can assume how I feel about that particularly rancid babboon. But, for the sake of argument, I thought about it. Fair is fair, after all. Well, turns out, I'm much sluttier than I would have ever thought. My kinkiness overrides my moral outrage, ethical priorities, and better judgement...EVERY TIME.

"Uh, yeah. Who dosen't want a big, strong man that loves sex?" Blink, blink. Idiot. That scene in the cave with the possesed chick, the documentary, those big hands, that ridiculously thick...accent.

This led me to start thinking about another big, strong man that loves sex...S, what the hell, my man? You've forgotten about me? How am I supposed to stay out of your office and away from your wife, if you don't become more proactive over here? Giggles.

You're asking for mischief, is what you're doing...I will make this hurt. Grin. An ounce of prevention, right?