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It's rolling out and you'll be pissed to have missed!

Okay, okay. So I have been watching Rome on On Demand and I have fallen in delicious LUST with Kevin McKidd. If any of you are watching this show, and have read anything on this blog, the reason should be quite clear to you...total fucking Dom. Mmm. He's so dreamy.

There's this one scene with his wife, Niobe, where she...hold on...I'm going to go watch it. Want to get this right. Okay. She's upset about having had to open her kitchen to some horrific brain surgeon. Lucius Vorenus (McKidd) pays the doctor and goes to leave. She flips out and demands to know where he's going. He says:

"I understand that you are upset, but I will ask you...do not question me in that tone."

I was positively wet over that. He's adorable with all of his abrasive protectedness and his reserved adoration. I'm gushing. I'll stop. But he is just so intense.

Okay, sorry. Did you know he was in Trainspotting too? Yeah, he played Tommy (the third from the left):


Anyhow, that Rome show, right? What the fuck, man? Straight porn...not that I am complaining; it's just that, Jesus! Try to squeeze a little more plot between the orgies, already. But, it's been real good and I am stoked for the fourth episode. Eek! Mm. And on a bizarre sidenote, when I was looking up images of my newest little crush, this is came up:


What the hell right? I mean, honestly. I just can't get away from dick lately...looks like I am forced to succumb. Wicked grin. Could be worse.