Public Penance: Anonymous

For Anonymous:

This apology is meant for a girl who shall remain nameless, as she doesn't like to be associated with this sort of public humiliation. (And for that, I get down on my hands and knees and THANK her profusely!) But, Sir insists, "It's not for her, it's for you."

Arguable. But I know better than to argue with him during punishment. On that note, I will say exactly what I was instructed: I'm sorry that I was such a (pride...big swallow) rude brat. It was inconsiderate of me to keep you waiting and it won't happen again.

I am sorry; it was fucked-up of me. As I know this is about humiliation, I will enclose this tiny excerpt of the lecture/discussion that ensued:

Sir adds "attitude" to the list of offences for which punishment will be delivered.
Anyway, with her, it wasn't about lateness.
No?
lola scratches attitude back off the list. Sir adds “playing with other people’s lists” to the list. (Very funny…dammit, commenting is not humble…okay, no more internal dialog additions. Make inferences where necessary.)
No, she wanted to talk and I blew her off, at your behest...so I blame you for that one. (Last one, I know this is bullshit, but I had to try, right?)
Sir laughs.
You keep your lists then, Sir.
You could have told her though…not just left her hanging.
How? She was gone.
E-mail, call. And no, she was not. Don't lie.
She was! I checked the list. And anyway, I didn't know it was set in stone.
lola mumbles about “certain people's” suppositions.
But you were already late when you mentioned it to me.
Mm.
lola is not going to help him add to his list.
In fact…I can't let this one slide.
What one?
It will only make you worse.
lola scoots back a bit, reassessing where things went wrong here. Sir grabs her ankle and pulls her back.
It will only be my hand.
I made amends to her AND spent five hours on the phone with her.... We're cool.
Across my lap. Discussion is over.
But, we’re cool now!
And if you hadn't made amends this would be much worse.
But, that's not fair.
Now!

If you still want more, fuck you. I hate this. I hate that you all can see it; I think I'll post something really dirty on top of it to keep readers away. Grr.

Anyway, I'll do whatever you want to make up for it, Anonymous...but it seems like we're cool. So, yeah.

Very sincerely (even if that seems like a lie),
lola

PS. About me being able to keep secrets, Anonymous? I'm such a martyr...check this out:

What’s her e-mail address, little one?
Oh, I couldn't give you that. Security and all.
lola smirks.
Um hmm…it's ok, I have it. (I bet this is a big, fat lie.) Just was checking if you'd be good and give it to me.
I am being good.
Twenty more for that.
What?!?! That's not fair!
Why?
You can't smack me for NOT violating my friend's privacy!
Oh, please.
lola fumes.
She'd be fine with me having it…you were saving your own skin. (I knew it was a lie!)
She's a very private person. And saving it from what? You'll just beat me anyway.
Don't pretend you were doing it out of morals, little one.
You don't know that I wasn't.
I think it's a fair bet.
You'd lose.