GOAL!

La la la...it's FRIDAY! My last day with those smelly mountain goats for the whole week! I took yesterday off cause I was beginning to seriously consider acts of blind homocidal rage...which, in itself was not new, but I had stopped considering motivation. Therein lies the problem...just decided I would bludgeon the next, most useless one to cross my path. I needed a break.

I have a meeting today with my boss and his crotch, which I lovingly refer to as "The Baby Jesus." So, me, the head cheese, and the Lord are going to go through my "goals and intentions" for the year. The list looks like this:

• Don't beat the kids where there may be witnesses.
• Try to get to work later, leave earlier and disappear at all breaks.
• Make more money or start skimming from the "new science equiptment" budget.
• Pay to have certain members of the faculty maimed.
• Stay sane.

I'm feeling real good about this meeting. Have a good Friday, everybody!