Dear Diary: Hit the nip hard today...
Okay, okay, okay...I'm not saying my blog is top shit or anything, but I found this other blog today that moved me up a couple of pegs on the judgement ladder. Are you ready for this?
That's right. A blog written from the point of view of...not one cat...but several cats. I mean, I knew shit was getting out of hand, but there are multiple entries!!! Oh my GOD! This is just too much. I might have to get out of this business.
This cat is listing it's dinner meats, bathroom time-outs, and grooming habits. I can't believe someone is writing...nay reading this!!! I'll have to go kick my cats now...just to remind 'um who runs shit in my house!!! Fuckin' unbelieveable.
AND...there are links to other cat journal sites...people DO this. Where's a hammer when you need one?
posted by macaroon at 8:06 PM
6 Comments:
I skip a day or two of reading here, read from the top down (following the posted link before reading further), and what happpens? Every subsequent post features felines in the place of humans.
Your post, Flush, magnificent writing. But until a third reading, cats were the main characters:
"...He asked if I wanted a beer
Meow"
I'll get my thinking straightened out one of these days. Just you wait!
Wow...you read it thrice? I love you...meow.
Wha-da-fug?
My idea of twisted gets more twisted everyday.
Hmm. Perhaps this is not the time or place to mention that I was thinking of putting up a cat blog out of sheer catadoration of my beloved Jake.
I'm not sure I was going to go as far as this person has but I wanted a page to display all my kitty pics (Photoblog). Actually, it was more out of pressure from family/extended family to "let us know how you guys are doing -- why don't you ever call or write?" incessant complaining. Since I took down my vanilla blog (spankos would understand why I had this), I've been a veritable desert with only the barest trickle of info.
As the sole couple amongst the families to remain "child free", we just don't have the volume of natural material and anecdotal comic relief to share with the rest of the families that having a child can provide. It doesn't sound too fun to tell others about your boring worklife, office gossip, fighting traffic to get to work or the lastest interchange at Starbuck's.
Oddly enough, within the families, no one seems to want to hear my political views, my cynical assessment of the mainstream media, or my latest weird project du jour. Strange, huh? So, without those areas, I'm out. Game over. Simply, as horrid as it sounds, I just needed filler material until they got tired of pestering us about sharing our life -- little do they know that we don't actually HAVE one. :)
Am I destined for the hammer now?
poiesia
I guess my only question is....did the cat actually write the blog? Because if it did...well then that is a cat worthy of having a blog.
And if the cat wrote the blog, hell I am going to link to his site dammit!
Long live blog writing cats!
~bubbles
oh,pudgie...you can do no wrong...after all, YOU are the golden god. Besides, your cat would prolly quote Nietzsche or something.
But no shit, to the rest of yall...wtF???
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