Why BHG is for Me.

Okay, I know...third blog today?!? But I couldn't help it. I am a lunatic for The Bloodhound Gang and have been since early high school. My best friend turned me onto them and they changed my world. Jimmy Pop is a boy wonder, lyricist extraordinaire. Let me show you some of the lyrics from the new single off Hefty Fine (2005):

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Vulcanize the whoopee stick...In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch...With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax...In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Oh la la
With the boink swatter
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Marinate the nether rod...In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog...With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone...In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

This man is pure genius (and the rest of um ain't so shabby, either). If you want to know more, check them out. Dirty, like everything I touch.