"I love you, baby."

Okay, mm. Let's see. I was reading Jerk's blog the other day where he was prattling on (yeah, I'm still miffed that I am one of 'the few ladies') about the newest Bond. They have announced it will be Layer Cake's Daniel Craig, this guy:

For awhile, they were talking about casting one of my favorite actors, Clive Owen. I bet you can guess why he's my choice. Mm...yeah, he's one big hunk of Domliness in a gorgeously tough exterior (except in this picture he seems a tad overly fond of the self-tanner, I admit). Not to mention the swoony British accent. Accents make the toadiest of people considerable, and what it does to the already peentastic--Yeeowzah! (I thought that that noise was particularly efficient at conveying his drool-worthiness.) Allow me to demonstrate with the following visuals:


Dwight: I'm Shellie's new boyfriend and I'm out of my mind. If you so much as talk to her or even think her name, I'll cut you in ways that'll make you useless to a woman.


Dwight: You'll always be mine, always and never. Never. The fire, baby. It'll burn us both. It'll kill us both. There's no place in this world for our kind of fire. Always and never. If I have to die for you tonight, I will.


Larry: Do you enjoy sucking him off?
Anna: Yes!
Larry: You like his cock?
Anna: I love it!
Larry: You like him coming in your face?
Anna: Yes!
Larry: What does it taste like?
Anna: It tastes like you but sweeter!
Larry: That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked-up slag.

So that this does not become a thirteen year old girl's blog of lust, I will try to refrain from doing too much of this: Mrs. Lola Owen...Mr. and Mrs. Clive Owen...Clive and Lola Owen (squeeeeak!). But he was such a savage as Larry in Closer (hyperventilating right now). And as Dwight in Sin City?!? Jesus. Okay, um...in closing, Clive Owen is straight manalicious and he can spank me anytime...mm. SQUEAK! In conclusion, from Closer:

Anna: Why is the sex so important?
Larry: Because I'm a fucking caveman!

And...

Larry: [speaking to Anna] You'd be my whore. And in return I will pay you with your liberty.

God, I love that movie. Insipid giggles and blushing.