I'm going to hell, right?

So, I know yall wonder what I do with my Jewish holidays off of work. Oh, yes. My school totally lets us off for these, which is more awesome since I'm not Jewish. So, here it is. A little excerpt of how I waste my days:

lola: Hi Rich!
Rich: Hi lola.
lola comes down off her snobby-ass, high-horse to say hello to her favorite student!
Rich: Did you get a nose bleed while up that high?
lola hops back up again and prepares for a ride ala Lady Godiva.
lola: Psssht, naw...I'm used to the altitude up here. You couldn't handle it though. Or I'd take you for a spin.
lola grins.
Rich: No, I don’t snob way up there.
lola: I know...I'm way outta your league up here, baby. Too bad, cause I am butt-ass naked.
Rich: That’s what it was, you’re so high you didn’t see me down here…
lola: Yeah, I am indeed very high.
Rich: Butt ass naked, huh?
lola: Uh huh.
Rich: Come down so I can see.
earthangel: Hi everyone.
Rich: Hi earthangel.
earthangel: Hi Rich. Hi lola huggggggggggggggggs!
lola throws her leg over the horse and gives Rich a little shimmie.
earthangel: Hi Psy.
lola: Hiya ea...avert your eyes if you don't wanna see my nudity! But then, who doesn't?
earthangel: Ok lola...lol.
lola: I mean, really.
earthangel peeks..lol. lola gives ea a bit of a shimmie and a wink.
JB: lola!
lola: Whaaaat? It was only a little peek.
earthangel winks back at ya, lola.
lola: You can come up here though, JB...if you want.
JB: Put your Satan love muffins away!
earthangel: Never a dull moment when you are here, lola.
JB: Hide your shame, girl!
lola: I have NO SHAME!!!!
earthangel laughsssssssssssssssssss.
Rich: She don’t even know the meaning of that word.
earthangel: You go girlllllllllllllllllllllllll!
lola shakes her hair away from her naked breasts and grinsssssssssss.
Rich: Nice, lola.
lola: Chanks Rich...that's why you're my favorite student.
Rich: I miss your classes though.
lola: I know, I know...I'm a lousy teacher. I suppose I could letcha spank me for it.
Rich: I should, huh?
lola: But, for now I must disrobe and have lunch...wait. Other way around.
Psy: Hi earthangel.
lola: And then, the games begin! I'm having a Get-Naked-For-God Day!!! It's Yom Kippur, you know. Jesus wants to see my boobies. Wow. Yep, no shame. Back in a bit, yall.
lola is now known as lola{JB}nakedforJesus

Yes, I am indeed writing this naked. Hee hee.