Pre-Heating
It's nearly Thanksgiving!!
B and I are taking our two cats to my mom's house!! I'm so excited. I love to travel with them. They hate it, but I don't care because I get to drug them and they get so cute and cuddley.
B got a bunch of days off from work so he gets to come too. I'm stoked because I love to make the whole Thanksgiving Day meal and he really appreciates it. He just eats and eats and eats. Especially that green bean casserole. He loves that shit. Me personally? I think it looks like snow sludge. It has never passed my lips. But mashed potatoes and candied yams? Mmm!
Last Year: "I need some more of Kaga-san's dark meat."We're gonna have fun. What should I name the turkey this year? I'm looking for suggestions. I've run out of Iron Chef namesakes and I have to name it...it freaks my mom out. And I live for that!
posted by macaroon at 7:13 AM
6 Comments:
My vote is for "Mr. Gobbles."
Or, you could be really pervy and call him "Cock Gobbler."
Or, just plain, "Fred," that name always makes me giggle.
I got nuthin.
My creative juices are not flowing at the moment.
I'm having enough trouble thinking of a name for my kid!
Lloyd?
Rudy? That way you can cheer when he comes to the table! "Rudy Rudy Rudy!"
How about Jerk?
How about Johnson?
"I can't believe how good it tastes to have all this Johnson in my mouth!"
Maybe Jenny? "God I can't get over how moist and juicy Jenny is today"
I know!!
"Little man"
"Whatever Lola wants....Lola gets....and LITTLE MAN, little Lola wants YOU"
I give up.
Robyn's juices...nice.
Good input, chiddles. I would love to give Rudy the Turkey a champ pep-talk before he goes in the oven, "You already know this but this is the most important game of your life, no excuses, do the work. Our lady of victory...PRAY FOR US."
That turkey'd have heart!
jeopardygirl, where does the seismic shift from the innocuous, and somewhat friendly, Mr. Gobbles, swing insanely into the porntastic, and wildly inappropriate, "Cock Gobbler?"
It's a contender, in any case. I would love to tell my brother he's sucking down some Cock Gobbler. Heh heh. Homophobe that, buddy!
I think Rudy is a good one.
Rudy was scrumptious. Crispy skinned and tender meat. Mmm.
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