The Cast
For all of you following this:
B is my boyfriend.
S is one of my two best friends (the hippy artist). Gorgeous and the most loving person I have ever met.
SJ is my best friend since highschool (the hockey artist). Adorably beautiful and quirky as fuck.
L is a friend from college and a former member of my former band.
31 (formerly A) is my sluttiest best-work-friend.
E will heretofore be recognized as she will come up (and has come up, though anonymously). She's my married best-work-friend. I love them both.
G is my dumbass, always-absent colleague who I still adore, though there are many instances I want him dead.
TBJ (The Baby Jesus) is my boss.
JB is my Dom.
p is my kinko travel buddy and favorite mental masturbater.
n is the third member of our kinko team.
J was once someone I talked to and had a bizarre, if not wholly unhealthy, relationship within the kink realm.
If I have left anyone out, I am sorry and I will update. Hopefully this will help you to better navigate my stupid, stupid stories. Cheers!
posted by macaroon at 9:40 AM
7 Comments:
Thank you.
They are NOT stupid stories you ass.
I just get easily confused when initials start getting thrown around.
Like sometimes I'M J and other times S, and yet I am not your J or S. (I'm confused right now.)
This still isn't as bad as years ago when I knew 3 Melissa's and they ALL hung out together.
"So I ran into Melissa the other day, she and Melissa were going to Melissa's house.."
"wait...which Melissa? Who's house? The first Melissa or the 2nd Melissa?"
"Melissa M & Melissa D were going to Melissa R's house, and.."
"Wait....which one is Melissa R? Is she the tall one, or the blonde one.."
"*Sigh* You know what..never fucking mind J! Sheeesh!"
"I'M SORRY!! *sob* I get just confused.."
Your stories certainly aren't stupid silly.
Thanks for the special decoder ring. That will help me in the future
Well I think you know by now that your stories aren't stupid but what is tupid is you saying they are...
I'm disappointed that one of my favourite motivators lately is downgrading herself, shame on you...
Now I know a little bit better about the cast of this crazy ass chronicle I have come to love and enjoy, damn I'm fucked up and so are you, wana get married, it would be a beautiful disaster and we could always get divorced tommorrow, everybody is doing it, hahaha, later lola....
Awww, lola, that was sweet. I want to catch up with you; I'm sorry to be so out of it lately. Work. Life. Blah.
When is a good time?
Affectionately,
p.
I love your stories, you made me join this blogger madness.
And we must be on the same wavelength because I was just thinking about how I need my "cast list" updated, because even I forget sometimes which initial goes with which man, I mean person.
<3 Thirty-One (I think I like signing my name in words rather than numbers)
Jerk, you just don't get it. Melissa R is the one with the moles, 2nd Melissa is the vegetarian with the slight limp, Melissa M is that one you always want to fuck when you have too much Tanqueray, and Melissa D is a whore and I don't hang out with her anymore. Better?
PS. You're always S to me.
Chanks for the kudos, tbonesLAgirl. Grin.
Ah, Blu...a proposal for meeee? Too sweet, baby.
p, I know. I suck. We'll make it happen. I promise. Shit's crazy now, but it'll wind down soon.
And thirty-one...heh heh. See you soon. And stop thinking about fucking J. Skeeve.
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